{"id":371,"date":"2009-10-22T10:29:29","date_gmt":"2009-10-22T18:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/?p=371"},"modified":"2010-10-11T10:30:52","modified_gmt":"2010-10-11T18:30:52","slug":"my-windows7-lan-party-the-invention-of-awesome","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/22\/my-windows7-lan-party-the-invention-of-awesome\/","title":{"rendered":"My (Windows7) LAN Party &#8230; The Invention of Awesome"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So my friend signed up for the Windows7 party pack with free  copy of Windows7. I guess you had to give a story about how you\u2019d have some  sort of Windows7 party and if they picked you they would give you a box of  party supplies (balloons, streamers, party favors &#8230; all Windows7 themed)  along with a free copy of Windows7. My friend applied for the free copy and  gave some story about how he was going to have a boat party and sail around the  harbor&#8230; he did it just for the free copy of course&#8230; but since I was having  a LAN party he offered to donate the decorations. So I kind of had a Windows7  party&#8230; But I\u2019m a little bitter because had I known about the free windows  deal I would have signed up because my LAN party was no typical frag-fest and  it would have most certainly awarded me my own copy had I applied. <\/p>\n<p>Okay so here\u2019s what I did: I combined a typical LAN party  (Call of Duty 2, Soldat, Left 4 Dead, Demigod) but added  Live-Action-Roleplaying elements to it. Of course my guests were completely  unaware of this feature until I \u201crescued\u201d them from \u201creal-life\u201d wearing a  mad-hatter hat, some Ozzy Osbourne sun-glasses, and wielding a kick ass (plastic) crusader  sword. I escorted guests from outside my apartment and opened the gate to my  parking garage using none other than my totally legitimate Game Master magical  powers (electronic key fob) and escorted the refugees of reality to the safe  room&#8230; the Realm of Anti-Reality (aka my apartment).<\/p>\n<p>Bare in mind my friends aren\u2019t huge Live-Action-Roleplayers  (neither am I really, though I\u2019m totally for it \ud83d\ude09 and also bare in mind that  not everyone showed up at the same time&#8230; so I\u2019m running back and forth from  my apartment, in and out of the safe room, up and down elevators, being stared  at by several NPC characters (my neighbors) while looking like a crazy mad man  holding a plastic sword and pretending to open the automatic gate with his  \u201cforce powers\u201d. At least it\u2019s kind of near Halloween time, but mind you my LAN  started in the middle of the day so there was lots of daylight and little  chance at going stealth.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230; so at the safe room I started the character  creation process. My friends were like, \u201cyou\u2019re are nuts\u201d and I\u2019m like \u201cjust  bare with me here, if you want to opt out then you can be an NPC and you won\u2019t  be affected by any spells&#8230;\u201d and they\u2019re like, \u201cSpells&#8230; oh god, what are you  up to Jason.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>Naysayers! But I was determined to convert them and they  were all willing to give it a shot.<\/p>\n<p>So the first part was the character creation process&#8230; First  they had to give themselves a new Name. Then they had to choose their character  class&#8230; Thief, Assassin, Peace Keeper, or Wizard. Then they had to pick a  side: The Green Berets (allies of the Pirates) or The Red Army (allies of the  Ninjas). All of this info went onto their sticker name tag. Then I gave them 5  gold coins and their XP score card (note card) and gave them a single bronze  mardi gras bead necklace (to indicate they were level one).<\/p>\n<p>As we played games throughout the night I would award XP and  gold for winning matches. People would keep their own score (we used the honor  system) and as people leveled up they would get more beads and higher ranked  colors (such as silver, gold, and then purple).<\/p>\n<p>Gold coins would be used to buy items such as nerf guns,  ammo, snacks and drinks (honor system again&#8230; 1 coin for all you can eat\/drink  per trip, unless you were a thief then you might just steal the food and hope a  peace keeper didn\u2019t catch you).<\/p>\n<p>Yeah so early on in the night my fianc\u00e9e, as a thief, chose  to steal all of the \u201cgood\u201d food from the counter and set up shop with all of  her stolen goods charging high prices per item. She also stole the pizza from  me when I was paying the delivery guy and then extorted 25 XP from me (the Game  Master) before letting anyone have a piece. She played her part well&#8230; perhaps  too well.<\/p>\n<p>So later on in the evening I introduced spells and gave out  class specific quests. For the spells, I created a few basic ones to give people  ideas and then asked everyone to take a note card and write their own spell  idea down. You had to write down the spell name, what it did, and your name  (author of the spell). Spells were things you could cast on yourself or on  another person and were semi-game related&#8230; stuff like, \u201cSpell of Melee  Weapons Only\u201d where you could only use melee weapons, or \u201cCall of the Wild\u201d  where the person had to yell out a roar or give a battle cry whenever they were  about to attack someone. Someone got both of these spells cast on them during  free-for-all Call of Duty and it was pretty funny to watch. Another spell I  liked was, \u201cSpell of Questioning\u201d the person had to form everything they said  into a question (even if it was a statement)&#8230; the guy was like, \u201cWho just killed  you!? Was it me? How ya like me now? &#8230; Do I have the enemy flag!?!? Shouldn\u2019t  I be protected right now!?!?!\u201d I\u2019d hand these spells out randomly to people,  everyone got one to cast sometime during a match and they got recycled and more  were added as the night went on.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah so the spells were pretty wacky and highly un-balanced  and ad-hoc but it added to the craziness and people really got into it.<\/p>\n<p>Then there were the class-specific quests. There was an over  population of assassins, so the few peace-keepers there were had their hands  full. One of them even got corrupt and started selling nerf guns and ammo to  the villains. So I created a quest for the other two peace-keepers to grief  that person for the rest of the night. I gave a quest to some of the assassins  to stealth kill execution style to the back of the head certain targets (with  nerf guns or in game&#8230; whichever was possible). They couldn\u2019t be caught by the  peacekeepers or else it wouldn\u2019t count. At this point there was just one Thief  and it wasn\u2019t my fianc\u00e9e. She must have eaten a poison apple because she was a  sleeping beauty for the rest of the night \ud83d\ude09 So I gave this thief a quest to  steal all of the peacekeeper\u2019s nerf guns without them looking and then hide  them somewhere. He also had a separate quest to steal their peace-keeper hats  (which ironically were mobster hats) and throw them across the room.<\/p>\n<p>There was only one Wizard. I gave him the quest to create  five new spells and hand them out to random people&#8230; He took it upon himself  to create way more than five and instead of giving them to people he sold the  spells. He then would create immunity spells to cancel those spells and sold  them to other people. Yeah so he kind of got super rich with gold and I had to  eventually \u201cpatch\u201d the game and nullified any immunity spells that were out  there and I made all previous nullified spells re-activated.<\/p>\n<p>I even had Wii Sports Resort going, and a little Air-Soft  shooting gallery with little plastic ninja and pirate \u201carmy men\u201d in which you  had to shoot only enemy targets and avoid hitting your allies. Of course it was  completely safe and eye protection was required. I kept a global scoreboard of  Pirates vs Ninjas&#8230; I think Pirates won&#8230; though there was lots of friendly  fire and collateral damage so it\u2019s hard to tell if this was intentional.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah so I don\u2019t know if anyone has ever done something like  this. If not, I just invented something awesome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So my friend signed up for the Windows7 party pack with free copy of Windows7. I guess you had to give a story about how you\u2019d have some sort of Windows7 party and if they picked you they would give you a box of party supplies (balloons, streamers, party favors&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/2009\/10\/22\/my-windows7-lan-party-the-invention-of-awesome\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-devlog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=371"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":373,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/371\/revisions\/373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lostvectors.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}